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There are two kinds of pedestrian... the quick and the dead.

The new TCS Racing logo (as produced by a work colleague of Troy) :

A young man is pulled over for speeding.  The police officer walks up beside the drivers window with his ticket book and says, "Boy, I've been waiting all day for you."
The young man replies, "I'm sorry officer, I got here as fast as I could !

"Motorsport,  for rich people who want to be poor."

"You must be FAST because you were flying when I passed you !"

Q.  How do you make a small fortune in motorsport ?
A.  Start with a large fortune !

"The bigger the wing... the smaller the thing!"